Category Archive: Television

OSCARS 2015: The Breakdown

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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the time has come. Oh yes, the time of which Hollywoods finest get rewarded for their blood, sweat, and, in Matthew McConaughey’s case last year, weight loss… Continue reading

Oscars 2014: The Predictions

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Well, well, well. Hello, readers, cinephiles and monkeys alike. Welcome to the inaugural Academy Awards prediction post. Yes, I know. Award shows are such bullshit, even the Oscars. I’m gonna go all Rust… Continue reading

Grammy Nominees 2014: The Breakdown, Part Deux

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I had a well thought out introduction for the second part of this post. It was going to not only be entertaining and interesting, but poignant and provocative. But I ran into 3… Continue reading

Grammy Nominees 2014: The Breakdown, Part 1

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In Part Deux of last year’s Grammy Nominee Breakdown, I said that if Jack White walked away from the 2013 Grammy Awards empty-handed, I’d never watch it again. Well, while his performance blew… Continue reading

American Horror Story: Concentrated Horror Cheesiness in Your Living Room

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Okay, I’m not sure where to start with this one. I’m gonna call in some backup. Iron Man: Call it, Captain Captain America: Alright, team. We’re in this creepy ass asylum in like… Continue reading